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When I was a kid a pastor once said to me “nobody knows the hour or the day Jesus will return and anyone who predicts it will be wrong he won’t show up” and the end of days as a concept really freaked me out so every so often, maybe once a week, I’d come up with random dates and times for Jesus to “come back” to ensure he wouldn’t.
LOOPHOLE
guy who shoots a gun off once a month to keep the property values low but for the apocalypse
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How slutty would you say you are?
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In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.
I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post
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holy shit i can draw whatever i want. like ANYTHING. crazy
case in point
STOP saying i gave mario a dumptruck ass. i drew directly on top of the original image for reference. hotel mario gave him a dumptruck ass. not me. goodnight everyone
listen. i wasn’t thinking about Ass Discrepancy between the two mario brothers okay???? it didnt cross my mind that mario had cake while luigi was left resembling a baking sheet. i had Other things going on. i was studying for finals. i had a doctor’s appointment. homework. mario bros ass equality was not a top priority for me. it was overlooked!!!!!! fucking sorry i guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you know no one on twitter gives me this shit
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*dual wielding my new wizard staves*
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Surprise!
ahhhhh!!!
Two thoughts: (1) I’m glad our cat-flap was smaller than this, and (2) I hope cattle can be house-trained.
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gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS
i have successfully logged in after 5 attempts
there are no images and very little CSS that works. i am amazed that I can see icons at all
damn i can’t believe the ds brings you the full mobile experience like this
due to personal reasons i will be image
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